Jane and I should never see movies together! We always end up talking through out the whole thing and laughing at parts that are so not meant to be laughed at! We went to go see Twilight again and this time was no different. But let's be serious everyone there already saw the movie 500 times too!You see, Jane and I watch movies differently from other people. Why focus on the main characters when the background people are the ones who need to be watched?!
So, we have come to the conclusion that the dude who plays Tyler is the real star of Twilight. This dude manages to be in background of every scene and just gives his best sexy face to the camera!
Next up is the Dominican pimp. He sits behind Edward in the only class Forks High School offers: Biology. I loved him, because in each scene he was talking to a different girl. I see ya pimpin! Jane hated him, because she claimed he had a lumpy forehead and whenever he was in the background she would go "Ugh, he goes lumpy!"
My personal favorite hero of the movie is the black guy at prom! Everyone else at prom is doing those weird hand movements that white people call dancing, while the black dude is dancing like his life depends on it. I LOVE HIM!
Lmao my friend Merima is texting me, and she asked me if Robert Pattinson looked hot in Twilight, and I'm like uhhh he looks the same as he did the last two times you saw the movie! And yes Rob totally makes me jizz in my pants!
Okay, I'm going back to bed and snuggling up with Luna.
Peace and Love,
Ashley Venus
2 comments:
The extras in twilight made the movie what it is, a golden globe masterpiece, this movie was definitely oscar worthy if I say so myself!!!!!!!
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