Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Turn Off The Lights

I'm 99% sure that I am an assassin in my sleep. It's the only explanation I can come up with as to why I wake up with bruises and scratches all over me. This morning I woke up with a swollen eye. I've woken up with a swollen set of lips several times. This is my second time waking up to a swollen eye!!!!

So, yeah I am an assassin. Although not a very good one it seems, because I'm the one getting all bruised and bloody. At least I get to wear leather and carry a gold Desert Eagle. I've also come to realize that I shot 2Pac. That would explain why he haunts me. For this I am very sorry. I actually really really like Tupac. More than Biggie (don't shoot me. I will shoot back. My gun is gold!)

They call me Oz.

Watch out bitches,
Oz

1 comments:

Hot Sockz said...

LOL WOW! Are you smokin? anywho love your new layout! I must say that yes tupac has reincarnated himself into...LUNA! I knew it was Tupac from the moment I looked into her eyes....


P.S I think its Luna who beats the shizzle outta you in your sleep..you should have never shot tupac...oh yea Tokyo is also a reincarnation of Biggie, now he's gonna come after your for favoring Pac....