O...Saya

I'm alive! Thank you Jesus! I may have to change my identity and move, but I am alive! Okay, let me explain...

I was boarding a dog this weekend and there also happened to be 3 cats. I hate cats. I think they're evil and their whole species should be abolished. Needless to say the cats had very mutual feelings about me. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that they were trying to kill me. I woke up at three in the morning and one of them was lying flat on my leg. The little shithead wouldn't move for nothing! Then when I woke up again to go walk the dog all three of them were surrounding me! Oh my heart!

The next night I woke up to one of them sitting on the pillow next to me just staring at me. I was like oh hell no! NO MA'AM! So, I moved over to the living room and all three of them followed me! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm sorry, but I locked their asses in the bedroom. No way am I going to allow them to steal my soul while I sleep.

Then this morning one of them hisses at me when I'm trying to feed it. And I was all like "bitch do you wanna eat?! Yeah that's what I thought!" That's also when I realized I was arguing with a cat. ::Sigh::

Something is mentally wrong with people who own cats. And it's not just that they choose this devil reincarnation as a pet, but they always have like 500 of them! Urgh.

So, not only was I trying to stay alive this weekend, but I was also severely bored. Whenever I board at someone's house that's usually the only time I watch TV. ID Discovery is my new favorite channel. I also read two of their books, that I wouldn't really buy. sTori Telling by Tori Spelling and Loose Girl by Kerry Cohen. I actually enjoyed Tori Spelling's book more. I thought it was funny and her Mother just infuriated me. Loose Girl highly annoyed me.

I also finally saw Slumdog Millionaire. Omgosh go see it now! SO GOOD!

Peace Out,
Ashley Venus

P.S. Why the heck is my right eye soooo itchy?!